Top Ten Things You (Probably) Don’t Know About Lauren

I am the youngest of 3 siblings by 2 minutes. My twin brother beat me out

I have loved motorcycles since I was a kid and currently have my fourth street bike. She is a Triumph Bonneville named Bonnie.

I LOVE DOGS. No really, I don’t think you understand how much I love dogs.

My music guilty pleasure is Britney Spears. You can’t deny that she had some great songs. #freebritney I am a diehard Pittsburgh fan. (See Steelers tattoo on foot)

I am also a massage therapist and run my practice, Columbus Performance Therapy, right here at The Human Form. My services include therapeutic and sports massage, mobility improvement, and functional movement enhancement. Basically, if you’re feeling some aches and pains, hit up my assistant, Coach Chuck, and he will get you in contact with his people, which are my people, which is me.

My favorite show is The Office and I have watched it at least ten times through

I played club rugby in college and again a few years ago and managed to only have about 5 concussions in my life

My favorite thing in the entire world is being an aunt. I have three nephews, Arlo, Orion, and Beckett, and will have a niece, Marigold, in June 2021.

The tattoo on the back of my right arm is a symbol for empathy. Something that I very much value. The lion on my left has no significant meaning. I just really like lions. For the record, the tattoo on the back of my neck does not spell “Lauren”. It spells “Lanzillo”, my mother’s maiden name.